I’m Just a Little Guy: How to Escape the Horrors and Get Back to Dillydallying

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Are you burnt-out, exhausted, and tired of hustling? Do you ever want to throw your head back and scream, “But I”m just a little guy?!”

In this adorably illustrated gift book based on comedian Charlie James”s viral “Little Frog” sketches, Paul Bog is here to show you a softer, sillier, sunnier way to be.

Meet Paul Bog. He’s just a little guy. He likes to frolic through the meadow, collect trinkets, and sunbathe in the nude. You should be more like Paul. Within these pages, Paul Bog walks you through a day in his life and shares advice on how to navigate modern existence, including:

• Correspondence: “Emails, texts, calls—all of them are to be avoided. Instead, I opt for formal handwritten letters and scrolls.”
• Finding a Therapist: “If you’ve already tried speaking directly into a wishing well to no avail, I suggest talking to a wise old owl or a professional therapist (interchangeable).”
• Saving Money: “I cannot save money for the future. The future is too unknowable. I can, however, toss a little coin into a nearby wishing well and hope for the best.”
• Anxiety: “My only advice for limiting anxiety is to spend fifty to ninety percent of your life supine near a large body of water.”

This hilarious and charming guide, fully illustrated in ink and watercolor, will inspire anyone who wants to slow down and muck around.