Barb Jacobs Just Won’t Die!: Scream meets 00s slasher in this ICONIC blood-soaked horror from your new favourite author

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‘A glittery, campy meta-slasher, Pell delivers gnarly kills, terrible puns, a reluctant final girl and a theatrically menacing masked killer’ – @georgesreadsA serial killer? She’s SO over it. Barbra ‘Barbie’ Jacobs may be the wrong side of forty, but she’s still beloved by her fans. Typecast as a Scream Queen from her very first horror flick, Barb’s always wanted to prove to herself that she’s more than a ‘final girl’ – the prettiest one who somehow manages not to get chopped into tiny little pieces at the end of the movie. But now her wish might be coming true . . . In the bathroom at this horror convention Barb finds a cheerleader in the stalls covered in blood. How cliché. But this time, it’s not from the props department – her throat’s been ripped out. As the body count rises, Barb knows she has to play the part one last time if she’s going to escape the deranged psycho serial killer who’s murdering everyone around her. Barb Jacobs has had enough of people-pleasing. She is NOT dying in Barbie’s Scream House. So if she makes it out, hell, she’s having the fries. A hilarious and terrifying serial killer thriller jam-packed with classic horror tropes for anyone who loves Barbie, Scream Queens or Nightmare on Elm Street.